This very special Jersey Shore Family Vacation dispatch is brought to you from Vulture’s satellite recap bureau on the actual Jersey Shore, where — given that it’s mid-September — everything is gray and damp, and the vibe is more “Eve...
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As a visiting adjunct teaching assistant here at the Real Housewives Institute, I certainly relish every opportunity I get to enjoy the conversational Mixed Martial Arts of rich women who are contractually obligated to barely tolerate...
This week’s episode plunks us down right back into Jen and Ron’s (okay, mostly Jen’s) screaming session, an **** and interminable scene that’s possibly Jersey Shore’s answer to that harrowing six-minute Dunkirk tracking shot in Atonem...
What if Jersey Shore Family Vacation’s heavy season premiere was just a bad dream? Would we wake up hungover, curled up in a dressing room at the Shore Store, having soaked the three pairs of custom-bedazzled Situation ***** shorts we...
Dallas’s tiniest male debutante has made his society debut! Kameron is a little offended that Brandi kept the new baby a “secret,” like “Madonna or Beyoncé,” but she can’t help but notice their group is uncharacteristically pea...
Much like the Overlook Hotel’s 1921 Fourth of July ball, D’Andra’s fourth anniversary party somehow, somewhere, according to the rules of some dark realm just beyond our understanding, rages on. And no, of course LeeAnne’s supposed su...
It’s time for our three remaining bakers to vie for the most coveted cake stand in the realm: 9.75-fingered law student John (who just finished university the previous weekend, because this competition wasn’t stressful enough); medica...
Last night I dreamt I went to The Round-Up again — where in my swirling, fevered vision, hands became knives, and one of those knives became Mark’s all-too-discussed *****. Anyhoo, welcome back to Dallas, y’all! Let’s begin with a gen...
With just one week to go in the competition (can you believe it!), our four semi-finalists must face the gauntlet that is patisserie. This French-themed episode is off to a very French start with our signature challenge: three varieti...