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Posts published by “Molly Fitzpatrick”

Jersey Shore: An Oral History

“It was like zebras in the Serengeti. We wanted to see this in action. Where does that happen? The Jersey Shore.”

Riverdale Recap: Blossom-Eat-Blossom World

Honestly, an ice storm should be the least of the Riverdale gang’s concerns this Thanksgiving, what with all the violence and blackmail.

A Pilgrimage to the High Church of Bravo

“We both are so ******* broke, and we’re just like, ’Let’s spend an asinine amount of money to go to BravoCon.’”

The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Old-School Values

Some personal news: Jennifer’s son Justin (the 14-year-old who appears this episode in purple Thanos face paint) is about to enroll in my beloved alma mater, the Bergen Academies, a countywide magnet high school. I am confident he wil...

The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: An Absence of Malice

“Every journalist who is not too ****** or full of himself to notice what is going on knows that what he does is morally indefensible,” Janet Malcolm wrote in The Journalist and the Murderer. “He is a kind of confidence man, preying o...

Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Final Destination Wedding

While the women of RHOBH are regularly blasting themselves with lasers and harvesting entire new faces from the poor as routine parts of their on-camera skin-care regimens, our New Jersey divas have just now discovered Korean face mas...

Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Jekyll and Bride

I’d like to make one thing very clear: Jennifer is still the worst. That said, every time RHONJ forces me to spend more than 30 seconds immersed in her everyday life, I immediately require five hours of sleep and age by one year.In th...