Press "Enter" to skip to content

Posts published by “Ziwe Fumudoh”

90 Day Fiancé Recap: Welcome to Nevada

Ahh yes, it’s time for the world to gather ‘round the television/laptop/iPad and watch the greatest show known to man: 90 Day Fiancé. We start this week with our real life, Buster and Lucille Bluth, Colt and Debra, who are some...

90 Day Fiancé Recap: Reality Gold

90 Day Fiancé is the greatest reality show to ever exist and anyone who disagrees is uncultured swine. The basic premise is that six Americans fall in love abroad and bring their partners to the U.S. to experience life Statesid...

Love & Hip Hop: Hollywood Recap:

I have made a terrible mistake. I have been recapping this show with the assumption that while the characters of Love & Hip Hop: Hollywood are deeply flawed, they are compelling human beings that present dynamic perspectives on bl...

Love & Hip Hop: Hollywood Recap: Family Feud

Is Teairra Mari our generation’s Maya Angelou? Absolutely not. In fact, Maya is rolling in her grave because of that insulting comparison. But I stand by the notion that Teairra Mari is the Maya Angelou of Love & Hip Hop franchise...

American Horror Story: Apocalypse Recap: Surprise B!

Stop whatever you’re doing because the Coven is back and they are taking names!!!!!!!!But before we get there, let’s start at the beginning with Michael Langdon, who is still reviewing people for his supposed Sanctuary. During Mallory...

Love & Hip Hop: Hollywood Recap: Bad Kid, W.O.R.S.E. City

I don’t know what I think about Brooke Valentine. On the one hand she has very pretty hair, on the other hand… I don’t have anything nice to say about her. We start this episode with Teairra Mari and Brooke meeting at a pond (?) like ...

Love & Hip Hop: Hollywood Recap: I Like Kandie

Let’s talk about masculinity in Love & Hip Hop: Hollywood. Sometimes, it involves two women fighting over a man at a sparsely attended showcase signaling his ****** dominance. Other times, it involves hiding a secret family in pla...